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  1. Stardust Ranch

From the recording Welcome to the Victory Lounge

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Lyrics

The Stardust Ranch is coming under siege
By hostile and malevolent ETs
They tried to steal my wife; I'm fighting for my life
If this don't stop, we're gonna have to leave
The Stardust Ranch is coming under siege

I've bloodied up my share of evil grays
With the help of my katana blade
These uninvited guests won't let me take my rest
I swear they pop by every single day
I've bloodied up my share of evil grays

Rainbow Valley used to feel like home
But these aliens won't leave my wife alone
They're eyeing up my Miss; can't take much more of this
I called for help, but they hung up the phone
Rainbow Valley used to feel like home

My cows have all been mutilated
Stables are dilapidated
Ever since my horses ran away
They think my story's been inflated
Feeling quite humiliated
No one here believes a word I say

The aliens will sometimes come disguised
They can look just like the local guys
I caught her giving head to an alien in bed
They must have been controlling her sweet mind
The aliens will sometimes come disguised

The men in black don't want this song released
They tell me that we'll both end up deceased
In the desert there are holes, and nobody will know
Where we went, not even the police
The Stardust Ranch is coming under siege
And the men in black don't want this song released